Terrible Original sub by LezarD/www.addic7ed.com -- Fixed by beltrixx --
Dear dad,
In your last letter you questionned whether it was my responsability to join this fight.
the truth is...
we all became responsible
the day we created the Cylons
Real one's who let is
robots be common servants
and trusted helpers
and even our friends.
we let them into our lifes
only to see them be paid our trust
with a violent revolt against us.
Now there's a lot of debate about why they hate us.
but in the end,
Does it really matter?
Kill the enemy, or be killed.
That's the reality.
In the war where mankind's very survivor hangs in the balance
it's up to each of us to make a difference.
Being a pilot is the best way I know how to do that.
Your loving son, William Adama.
hold still, twisted bastards.
Watch out.
There's a bandit on your six
That's fine.
That's the challenge.
Come on chief,
Break off, break off.
No way, I got this.
Come on, come on...
Frack...
I can't see.
You've got no visiblity, can't get out of him
Watch your back chief, he's coming around again.
There we go.
Much better.
Are you crazy? Return to base.
You can't face that kind of radiation exposure.
You'll die in a very seconds.
Twenty seconds of chalorny.
You're forcing radiation exposure max.
Frack, my gun's jamed.
You only have twelve seconds left.
Frack day.
Game over. Are you crazy? You can't fire...
...
Come on, tell me that in the record.
Congratulation Captain
you have completed level six.
Good sim' score?
No, no.
Not a good sim' score. The top sim' score.
Well impressed. Thanks.
I'll be if I where you.
Look at you, we've got a live one.
Let me guess,
You are fresh out of the academy
you've been hit in the flight by presence you were short pants.
But your only worry now,
is that you have a chance to prove what the burn of fridays you are.
Congratulation, you got me pay.
Except for the worrying part.
I don't do that.
Sure, look at the pair on you.
Was that a request?
No.
Not a chance. You're not my type.
No?
Good. So it's the day.
See... town boy!
You are a real sergeant, aint you? Thank you.
You're looking for some action?
There's a girl who will give it to you.
Gangsta.
You, walk. You're blocking traffic. All right.
That's Deep Turval!
The minute man.
You heard of him, huh?
Heard of him? He's like my hero in the academy.
He got like 30 kills.
he'd better hurry doing many left for you, Ace.
Back just in time!
Suit up!
Briefing in 30.
Have this Nobol Patrol sir?
What's this? Fresh meat?
Ensing William Adama. Reporting for flight duty sir.
There's a mission I'd like to be part of it.
Good. Papers.
IDs.
You're FOB Ensign. Sure you don't want to find your rack first?
Respectfully sir, I signed on to kill toasters, Not take naps.
Just point me on my plane and I'll get started.
All right ensign. I'm assigning you the weasel.
Just right over there.
She's beautiful sir.
Not the Viper, rook. The bird behind her.
That old flying pillbox, sir?
It's a Raptor, that's the destination you're qualified.
No sir, there has to be some kind of.. Respectfully...
Respectfully sir, there is a mistake!
I did not rate top of my class so I can drive a bus!
I'm a Viper pilot.
Congratulations.
I'll break it down for you like this.
The brast makes it seen like operation clean sweep let up to its name.
But somebody forgot to give the toasters that memo.
They're taking down our planes. Right and left.
And right now, I need raptors drivers. More than I need Viper jokes.
So make sure your bus is ready for action.
Is that clear?
Yes sir.
Good.
Dismissed!
I'm sorry. Frack!
I'd just finished marking this all thing out.
I'm sorry, I didn't see what was going on.
Yeah of course you didn't because you weren't looking.
What are you doing in here?
Are you with the guys damn press tour?
No.
I'm William Adama. I've been just assigned to fly these birds.
So can we get acquainted?
You?
You are my new driver?!
Yeah.
They've sent me a rock fresh of the boat.
Great.
Guess you must be my new co-pilot?
I'll find how I can do something about, but I'm not.
I want new gyros on there this time.
I would be pissed off! We're working on it Lieutenant.
Let me help you with all of this.
Just leave. Just leave it.
I said leave it alone.
Oh frack! You're gonna call me, just call me Cocker.
I'm just not too familiar with it.
Ok.
So, Cocker.
Where is your last pilot?
Just mopping on it was left
Fracking knuckle draggers!
Poor Bastard
Who the frack signs up for a third tour?!
Hey look, I'm sorry about your friend.
Wasn't my fracking friend.
He was an asshole. He was worth ten huskers like you.
Lieutenants Fasjovik and Adama, Please report to the CO.
Briefing call.
Here we go again.
Just listen real good, try not to get us killed. ok rook?
You'd better clean up
...
Of cap the city?
Yeah, I told that just I don't care Husker.
You're gonna offer the commander a drink?
What?
Flask.
Frack!
Let's go!
Sir! Mister Fasjovik
47 days left in your mandatory second tour.
Plane on re-open?
Not if I get a say it. Sir.
Hard to part with an unexperienced officer, but that's your call.
Clean up that image. Yes Sir.
Ensign William Adama.
Caprican but with some very interesting toring family connections.
The Alatah?
I can't see that my family has anything to do with this mission, Sir.
Relax son, I've never judged a man for it's father sins.
We are merrycks.
Your greats at the academy weren't exactly stellar,
but your flight instructor says you are a natural... I quote.
"One of the best pilot candidates I have ever seen"
And unfortunatly, he knows it.
You are a cocky son of the bitch, don't you Ensign?
Yes, you are.
So this is an accurate assessment son.
You are natural.
I can fly a plane, Sir.
A natural I can't say.
Is that mine Mister Sin? Yes Sir.
Thank you.
We are 10 years into a bad war, son.
So now this how I handle cocky sons of bitches on my ship.
I sign into the mill grounds until they cool down.
Your orders.
Something funny Mister Fasjovik?
No at all.
You boys are gonna take some cargo to the scorpion ship
you are going to return with spare parts.
Fully a round trip.
I'd decide to jump that capable ship If i could afford one
but I cannot so you sorry ass rap to you have to do.
Above all, you are to avoid enemy contact.
That include Cylon ship, Sam, Slingshots
and anything else they may happen to have fly around over there.
Understood?
Yes Sir!
Gentlemen, do not frack this up.
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